Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
