i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Randomize
