I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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