her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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