I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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