How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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