the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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