You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I need to calm my uterus...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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