Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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