did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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