"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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