Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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