if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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