I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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