I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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