is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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