saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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