Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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