Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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