I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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