hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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