well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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