just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Oh god it's open bar.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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