I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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