God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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