I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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