Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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