ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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