Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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He better not be in your backpack
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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