He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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