R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i out mim tonsoeep
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