Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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