Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
it's great music for shaving your balls
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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