we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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