He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He passed out mid-signature
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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