hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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