I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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