you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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