I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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