i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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