I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Randomize
