My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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