Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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