"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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