I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
This is not my ceiling
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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