FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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