we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
did you just send me my own nude
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Randomize
