WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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