Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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