So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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