i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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