My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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