why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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